Mark fires grenades at people when you give him a spook
“When you see a spider in the bathroom while you’re doing your business n you F R E A K, even though you know most spiders really can’t hurt you and you like the cute Lucus spider on YouTube, so you vowed to not hurt spiders again, but when you saw the oh so scary spider in the bathroom, you got S H O O K, killed it and flushed it down the toilet with your pee. Then, you started crying like the cute little S H O O K baby you are for the little bathroom spider you just killed n hoped it went to heaven bc you murdered it.”
– Short story by Willa2Wall, not necessarily about anyone in particular
